Sunday, May 11, 2008
The Most Likely Result
The cattle farmers of Estonia are some of the first to feel the devastating effects of Global Warming Hoax. Courtesy of the eee-vil Fox News:
“Cattle ranchers in the Eastern European country have started receiving notices that they will be taxed for methane gas emissions from their cows.”
Yep – a cow fart tax. All of us folks who have been likened to Holocaust Deniers warned you that this would happen. Regardless of the facts:
“New information from the National Climatic Data Center might cool some global warming theories. According to the center, April 2008 was the coldest April in 11 years. The average temperature last month here in the U.S. was 51-degrees Fahrenheit. That figure is 1 degree cooler than the average April temperature for the entire twentieth century.”
According to Amy Ridenour, President of the National Center for Policy Research:
“(T)his is further proof that global warming is not happening. Somebody has to be the grownup in this debate and the fact is, climate change is variable. If it wasn’t, then we wouldn’t have weathermen.”
Nonetheless, the fart tax has been installed, much to the surprise of Estonian cattle farmers:
“A spokesman for the country’s main opposition party — the People’s Union of Estonia — calls the new tax a ‘huge surprise.’ There is no other European Union country that imposes a flatulence tax on its farmers.”
Every day we see more scientific proof that global temperatures are not rising. Even if they were, the idea that methane and CO2 are the cause of the rise as opposed to the output of the sun is beyond reason. Nonetheless, enjoy your extra taxes on cow farts. It was only a matter of time, and was the most likely result of this whole Global Warming Charade.
“Cattle ranchers in the Eastern European country have started receiving notices that they will be taxed for methane gas emissions from their cows.”
Yep – a cow fart tax. All of us folks who have been likened to Holocaust Deniers warned you that this would happen. Regardless of the facts:
“New information from the National Climatic Data Center might cool some global warming theories. According to the center, April 2008 was the coldest April in 11 years. The average temperature last month here in the U.S. was 51-degrees Fahrenheit. That figure is 1 degree cooler than the average April temperature for the entire twentieth century.”
According to Amy Ridenour, President of the National Center for Policy Research:
“(T)his is further proof that global warming is not happening. Somebody has to be the grownup in this debate and the fact is, climate change is variable. If it wasn’t, then we wouldn’t have weathermen.”
Nonetheless, the fart tax has been installed, much to the surprise of Estonian cattle farmers:
“A spokesman for the country’s main opposition party — the People’s Union of Estonia — calls the new tax a ‘huge surprise.’ There is no other European Union country that imposes a flatulence tax on its farmers.”
Every day we see more scientific proof that global temperatures are not rising. Even if they were, the idea that methane and CO2 are the cause of the rise as opposed to the output of the sun is beyond reason. Nonetheless, enjoy your extra taxes on cow farts. It was only a matter of time, and was the most likely result of this whole Global Warming Charade.
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I so have to reference that Fox News article. These moonbats are going to drive this entire WORLD down the tubes. There's just no doubt.
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