Bacon Break

Lately, I have been finding it difficult to write articles. I hear about green initiatives, and get irritated.

That smoke ain’t green

I read about socialist groups protesting on behalf of the education system, and I want to be sick.

I would have corrected it in red ink

So, instead of writing something filled with my usual brand of annoyance and sarcasm, I end up trying to shut off this stupid computer and work on something productive.

I am making a list of the people who claim Windows 7 was their idea

With the push of a button, I go to my happy place.

Satisfaction guaranteed

Suddenly, even the most objectionable images seem more palatable.

I’d vote for that

I think back when my son was just a little baby.

Builds strong bones and teeth

I think about him now, and what a tough little bruiser he is becoming.

The grease helps scars fade

And I imagine him in the future, getting ready for his Senior Prom.

Tux comes with optional bacon-scented cologne

But seriously, I’m actually working on a personal project right now. I hope to be back and in full political swing soon. Thanks to all for continuing to tune in.