Other Refinement: David The Douche

This is my co-worker, David:

David knows full well that I am a die-hard Bears fan. He also knows that I had recorded the game tonight on my DVR so that I could watch it from start to finish. Since I work nights, I couldn’t watch it real-time. He knows this because he works roughly the same schedule.

So, by the time I am at the start of the second half, with the Bears up by only six points, I get a text message on my phone. It’s David, letting me know that he was happy the Bears just won.

At this point, David is now my own personal bitch-slave. I now open the floor to suggestions on what horrible and degrading things I should demand him to do in public. Have fun, be creative and the winning suggestions will be listed with photos.

Let him have it.