Intolerant Motivation

The following is a message from the Intolerance Party:

Things are bad. We elected people who have done serious damage.

Regardless of the fact that WE TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN, we understand that some of you were swept up in the madness of the moment. Many of you relied on formerly trustworthy sources.

Many of you now know that an adoring media can be dangerous. While all cannot come to this realization, enough of us can recognize the “product” which was created for our consumption.

No matter how much they try to sell us on the benefits of Olestra, none of us care to risk the oily anal discharge.

Bacon has never wronged us in this way.

The time has long since passed that we revisit our own history. The way our history teachers framed events might not be exactly the way things were.

The one thing history shows us is that we cannot survive this massive spending spree with the people’s money…

…especially not when it is spent so frivolously and fruitlessly.

Spending of this kind lends credence to those who would bilk the public fund to combat fantasy disaster scenarios for personal financial and political gain.

Let’s all take a moment and center ourselves.

While some use the environment, others use the strife of ancestors past. Again, we must look to our past – our history – to see who was and still is on the moral side of the issue. Who gains from race and class warfare? Here’s a hint: they are the ones who incessantly slam it on the table.

Meanwhile, there is a threat to our own little squabbles. For political purposes, some have come to the defense of this nonsense. Let me be clear: these sick assholes will not care who you voted for.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Enough is enough. I have a hard time believing that even the filthiest of the hippie leftists wearing the Che Guevara t-shirt selling the “Yes We Can” bumper sticker from the trunk of the Chevy Volt in which he lives would truly be accepting of Islamic rule. The American leftist currently defends the Islamic asshole with full fervor simply because the American conservative fights them. We fight for the American rights and way of life. They seem to fight for the sake of opposition.

If leftist weenies get their way, and we accept these Islamic overlords to run the show, they will be the first crying sissies looking to us gun-clinging conservatives to save them from their eventual stoning. Before this happens, let us try and remember that we are all Americans. Although we differ in a million ways, we are united in a billion ways. While our spending has put us in debt many trillion ways, let us again unite so that we don’t have to teach our children what comes after that.